Let's start with the allergies, I think that will set the stage nicely for my little tale of doom and gloom. Two weeks, 6 hours, and 19 minutes ago, my seasonal allergies descended on me like a thief in the night. I loaded myself up with OTC drugs and boxes upon boxes of lotion-lined kleenex, but what I really needed was a great big screwdriver (two would even be better!) to shove in my eardrums and make the crazy tingling itchiness swelling achiness stop. I have no sense of smell, no appetite, and my gums are swore from the intense pressure of my sinuses gearing up to explode at any given moment. (The appetite thing isn't so bad, swim season is just around the corner.)
And to add to all that fun, my hair is falling out in clumps and lumps. . .which brings me to my next problem. This house-selling thing is not so much fun anymore. The other day my 5 o'clock no-show from Wednesday showed up at my house at 5:05 on Thursday with no warning! I was given ten minutes to whip my house into shape and get the heck out of there. Which I did! (Well, technically it was 12 minutes, but it was definitely a record for me! Especially considering the children's rooms were wall-to-wall toys!) But whatever. . .June is almost here and we will sign on our perfect little plot of land and we will have our perfect little house plan all ready and the rest will just be timing!
. . .but then the bank calls. Apparently the loan we were approved for 6 months ago is not valid because the bank doesn't "do" raw land loans. They only do 'developed' land loans and apparently this is 'new news' to the loan officer. . .so our options are:
1. come up with an additional $30,000 within the week and maybe they will think about it.
2. have $200,000 in liquid assets lying around.
3. pay $20,000+ out of empty pockets to develop the land.
Nice, huh?
We found this out at 4:00 Friday afternoon and so it was a little black rain cloud hanging over our weekend. The only thing I can think about is, "What is God trying to tell us here?"
Obviously this is all part of God's greater plan, but I've never been one for suspense. I just like to know things now. (Which probably answers my question!)
Anywho, we talked to the realtor this morning, who sent us to a creditor who will in fact lend us money and the wheels started turning again, just two hours after the banks opened today. Phew. (Hopefully the owners aren't fed up with us and will agree to delay closing yet again :)
Anyway, the good news of the day is, we have another showing tonite and maybe our house will sell tomorrow and all this stuff will be something we laugh about by next week.
Truthfully, I'm just so thankful for a God who is in charge. . .and a husband who never lets me forget it :)